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Went to the movies with Joy and Kristen last night.

When we got back to base we met up with some of the guys in our class.

And I learned a very important lesson.


GOLDSCHLAGER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. IT IS ESPECIALLY NOT MINE.


There was clinging to the toilet bowl. There was falling asleep in my clothes. And there was a horrible headache the next morning that lead to the horrible 2 block walk in the super bright sunshine to buy aspirin.

The only good thing to come of it is that I did learn that my geeky brain still works while intoxicated. Kevin kept quizzing me on comic book related topics and I was able to answer all of his questions. I gave him a complete rundown on what's going on with Spider-Man 4. He was very impressed. But then he was pretty drunk as well so I'm sure it's all relative.

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Date: 2008-06-07 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] couldbeyourlife.livejournal.com
Oh, honey no.

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Date: 2008-06-07 09:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
IT STARTED WITH "JUST ONE SHOT" AND WENT DOWNHILL FASTER THEN BRIT'S CAREER.

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Date: 2008-06-07 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] couldbeyourlife.livejournal.com
PROTIP: IT IS NEVER JUST ONE SHOT.

Though, I give you props that you went with "shots" rather than "HEY, LET US JUST DRINK STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE"

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Date: 2008-06-07 09:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
I'M CLASSY YO!

And the main problem was Kevin wasn't keeping up so I had to finish his plus-sized shots up for him. I would think he was doing it on purpose if he wasn't so drunk himself.

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Date: 2008-06-07 09:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] claudia79ad.livejournal.com
Air force school and you being falling down drunk seem to go hand in hand, huh? :D I like living vicariously through your drunk-ery.

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Date: 2008-06-07 09:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
This is the first time I've gotten drunk during an AF school.

I was already at my first base when I got in trouble.

*is okay with everything now that I know I'm drinking for two*

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Date: 2008-06-08 01:58 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] claudia79ad.livejournal.com
Oh, that whole time kind of runs together for me. I just remember getting letters about like Mt. Dew and Vodka or something and being all pearls-clutching-old-maiden-aunt-shocked about it. lolstraightedge

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Date: 2008-06-08 03:16 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
The drink of choice is Mountain Dew and Jack Daniels. Delicious!

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Date: 2008-06-08 03:19 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] claudia79ad.livejournal.com
glerg. how could have I forgotten?

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Date: 2008-06-07 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] couldbeyourlife.livejournal.com
*makes notes of Heather's also LOL DRUNKYness for future togethertimes*

WAIT, WHAT?



(she really is tim! :DDD)

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Date: 2008-06-07 09:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
I'm a hoot and half when I'm drinking. Joy and Kristen thought it was adorable. And they really did use that word.

I was also taking pictures on my phone and giving the guys tissues so they could blot the sweat off their foreheads. I'm a multi-taking drunk.

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Date: 2008-06-08 01:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] claudia79ad.livejournal.com
Heather is really gregarious when buzzed.

Oh, honey, no.

Date: 2008-06-08 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wondersheep.livejournal.com
Do I need to run down the other things you should never no never drink?

It includes hull cleaner, bleach, and Jagermeister.

Re: Oh, honey, no.

Date: 2008-06-08 03:18 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
*writes down list for future list*

I still feel rather hung over almost 24 hours later.

But I still kicked everyone's ass at bowling tonight. \o/

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Date: 2008-06-08 02:34 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] beeej.livejournal.com
Oh, I'm so sorry. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Image

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Date: 2008-06-08 03:20 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
We should form a club.

The biggest mistake was actually forgetting what the air freshener I sprayed after my time praying to the porcelain god smelled like.

Apple cinnamon.

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Date: 2008-06-08 12:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] beeej.livejournal.com
Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

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Date: 2008-06-08 03:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
Probably the only time in my life where the smell of vomit would be preferable.

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Date: 2008-06-08 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexalicious70.livejournal.com
Must be booze with the word "gold" in it. I got so drunk on Molsen Golden one time while visiting my friend at her college campus that I passed out on a front lawn at midnight with my pants halfway down because I was trying to tinkle.

*Gives thumbs up* It was ACE.

Thank God no one had a camera with them! So, I sympathize!

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Date: 2008-06-08 03:22 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
Kristen took me to the bathroom once while I was still drinking. She got concerned because I kept giggling while I was on the toilet. I was trying to grab the tp off the roll and I kept missing. VERY amusing!

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Date: 2008-06-08 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexalicious70.livejournal.com
Hee Hee! Those kinds of things are always so amusing, until the puking starts.

I was playing pinball in the bar, and thought I kept winning the multi-ball option. Turns out I was just seeing four of the balls. XD

Beer not good. *Shakes head*

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Date: 2008-06-08 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meret.livejournal.com
*hugs* Drink lots of water! But I'm sure you already know that.

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Date: 2008-06-08 04:22 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
I have been a water drinking fool today!

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Date: 2008-06-09 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maveness.livejournal.com
Oh no! GS is really, really dangerous. As I learned when a friend in college turned 21. Tis possible to trip over carpet when drunk off GS.

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Date: 2008-06-09 08:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
Carpet is always tricky. Lurking about on the ground. Waiting to get you.

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